sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Hawkinazi

Follower, student or reader of author and psychiatrist-cum-guru David R. Hawkins who is especially critical of anyone or anything that disagrees with Hawkins, and who relies on the power of truthiness over reason, logic and science (even in the direct confrontation of the evidence to the contrary).

Yesterday a Hawkinazi "calibrated" Sally at "119", below the level of integrity, for questioning the pseudoscience "applied kinesiology" (AK) after she discovered AK had been repeatedly falsified in double-blind studies.

by Phoenix Potter October 1, 2006

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

by restinpiece August 28, 2020

Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package

guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!

by Tegro May 4, 2011

Stephen Hawking

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.

Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014

hawkinsed

To get so terribly drunk you resemble Stephen Hawkins on a bad day

I got totally hawkinsed last night

by Baboon2010 April 12, 2014

joseph hawkins

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020