When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
by roflzorz November 18, 2007
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A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.
by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016
Get the sub-saharan blockade mug.A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
Get the Cock blockade mug.The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
by Charlesss May 31, 2007
Get the German Blockade mug.Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)
Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003
Get the Blockade mug.When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010
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