TOT

Acrynom for: Table of Twats
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore

A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply.

A random guy says: Look at that Twat sitting alone

2 Minutes Later

Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people

Another 2 Minutes Later

Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300%

by Tobi is teh Pwn March 30, 2009

TOT

Polite English shorthand for the Yiddish expression "Tuchas Oyfn Tish", literally meaning "Ass on the Table". Figuratively used the mean "Put up or shut up".

Come on Manny. TOT. What's the bottom line here?

by Rosethorn2 October 5, 2010

tot

Tater tots, from the movie Napoleon dynamyte.

"Are you going to eat your tots?"

by Kip Ronald Dynamite May 13, 2005

Tot

A small stub of a penis.

"I would love to send a "tot shot" to that hot thot Tina"

by Jemmac September 8, 2020

TOT

Acronym for Texting on Toilet. What your text-crazed friend does.

"God damn Mark has been in the bathroom forever, he must be totting."
"I tried totting last week, but I dropped my phone in the bowl."

by Mattt T January 24, 2008

tot

a type of alcohol or booze

yo blud u gettin tot tonight
yes man we totin in urs tonight
yh we'll tot it large

by nick smith1 July 17, 2006

Tot

Acronym for "A ton on tick" ($100 worth of product on credit), used commonly by South Australian people to baffle or evade police phone taps, or the paranoia of such an instance.

Bra, can you hook me with a Tot until pay day" "Yeah man, meet me at the Stuzmond at 8, if I'm not there I'll send Aspoten

by <h4rli3 October 30, 2010