high speed, low drag, that's how I roll

Flying through life with efficiency.

I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.

by Steel Gunny February 19, 2011

Sami's Lower Lip

"Sami's Lower Lip" is a Facebook page which features a picture of "Sami The Porn Star" as many people know her, which showcases her nose ring. Though this page Sami The Porn Star has aquired many stalkers which are generally fat slobs who use Chipotle in most of their metaphores!

Guy 1: Have you checked out Sami's Lower Lip on Facebook?

Guy 2: For sure she's like a Chipotle burrito with extra hot sauce.

Guy 1: Definitely!

by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

Lowe's

A codeword an OU tard will use when he wants to go smoke. This codeword was developed by the avetards when they started fucking with weed heavy and got the urge to smoke every night. The "Lowe's" codeword does not indicate the spot but rather just the idea of smoking. Although, the smoke sesh can occur anywhere, most sessions occur at the avetard house. Every once in a while, a cottard will also be hosting a sesh at their shit. Whenever they mention "pipe" and "Lowe's" in the same sentence, just know they ain't talking about no PVC pipe.

Froomie: Yo, y'all tryna go on a Lowe's run, I got bud and also copped a new pipe.

by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020

all time lowe's

how you feel when you go to lowe's

my toilet broke, so i had to go to all time lowe's

by lifedeathandbeyond February 13, 2015

Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.

Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011