Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

Cause you touch yourself at night... by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

cause-heads 

Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it

As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"

cause-heads by Webster September 30, 2004

Cause I'm Like That 

This phrase can be used when you do something good or fun.

I got an A on my test, cause I'm like that.

Cause I'm Like That by Oddball.Bre September 2, 2020

cause harm 

Cause havoc.

Drippin too hard

You don’t want to go near terrell he’s about to cause harm with double rollie’s

cause harm by SODDYSICCH May 27, 2019

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty) 

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty) by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

cause nazi 

An internet troll who tries to change the subject of an argument already in progress with an impassioned plea where they call everyone else stupid.

Jenny wanted to talk about being vegan so she burst into a conversation about Devils versus Heels with her Cause Nazi boots a stomping.

cause nazi by pserver October 14, 2013

Cause God Said Bam

The Answer To Every Question In The History Of The Universe.

Wolton: why does my dick smell like peanutbutter?
Nad: cause god said bAm

Cause God Said Bam by Wolton June 20, 2021