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coleslaw

1. A salad that consists of cabbage, carrot, and other boring things with a coleslaw sauce, that tastes similar to mayonnaise.
2. and Exclamation of victory, created by an ad featuring Mitchell Johnson, an Australian cricketer.
1.IS that COLESLAW, EWWW!
2.-gets person out- COLESLAW!
by someawesomeperson March 15, 2008
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Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw
Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.
by Smxz March 25, 2019
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Coleslaw

Friend: Hey I got some catfish and some coleslaw you want some.

Me: Who the fuck likes coleslaw?
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Coleslaw

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.
by mamma12 March 30, 2009
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Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long
My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself
by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016
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Coleslaw

Girl, you are his coleslaw!
by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017
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coleslaw

The other white treat, excellent with Sausage, Pickles and Beer or wine.

Coleslaw can be made of green or any combination green/red cabbage. Done properly it's fucking delicious.

Some coleslaw can be made with wine, such as weinkraut (wine cabbage), or if you're cheap, dunk it in beer.

Contrary to the other two definitions it has nothing to do with the definers' mothers' unkept genitalia.

Coleslaw is actually a solid version of an energy drink, it'll fill you up, it'll provide the "gas" needed to fuel you inner God.

That way you can be the fury you always wanted.

Besides that it'really great with the right spices, just beware you bowels afterward.

Ciao
Me: Fuck yeah! Coleslaw!
You: Oh crap! I'm about to get all French , but since you were kind enough to provide that delicious coleslaw I'll go
and fart in someone else's general direction.
Me: We've got the power...I'm glad I'm armed...
mugGet the coleslawmug.

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