FMC

Father My Children/ Father of My Children

1. used when describing someone so attractive or desirable, that they are worthy of reproducing.

2. used when describing someone so awesome, they're genes should be passed on to secure the future of humanity.

Leanne: Gabe Saporta is soo hot! And his style is to die for.
Megan: Don't forget, his voice is amazing!
Leanne: He will one day fmc so that together we can have the sexiest and most stylish kids.

smexy awesome stylin'

by leaax3 September 25, 2009

fmc

an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.

Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.

by thekiller3392 October 25, 2010

FMC

Fuck My Chat
- When you are on facebook chat, and suddenly either your conversation is gone or the chat application disappears to the bottom of the screen. Pretty much the shittiest thing that will ever happen on facebook because then you need to say "sorry, what did you say?" or log out then in again.

You'll know when you see it. It's absolutely horrible.

But used like FML, except FMC.

by MaxKay April 20, 2010

fmc

Fuck my computer.

Damn it, my computer just froze right before the Jonas webcast! FMC.

by Mentos18 May 30, 2009

fmc

fuck my country

kelly: "Oh wow, looks like the govt. is going to cut social security and welfare, while doubling our funding to Israel!"
susan: "aww fmc, really?!"

ajit (looking at ent. ratings): "hey so I see justin beiber and a guy named pitbull are currently topping the music charts, while glee and mobbed are the topping t.v. shows."
evan: "fmc, man!"

by TC Jenkins March 8, 2012

FMC

FMC means, for more context.

Used when you have context but someone still doesn't understand.

Tim: Before this I had fucked my cat.

Harley: Excuse me?

Tim: FMC I didnt actually want to.

by MilkyRocket January 23, 2019

FMC

The short form for Forde Memorial Cup, a road hockey tournament, that its participants most often use.

The FMC is the best thing that's ever happened to road hockey.

by dark shade May 31, 2006