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A pointless place where you learn pointless things for no reason. Teachers think that our lives are: reading books, studying, doing homework and doing something else that has something to do with school. School is this but simple:" Sit down, shut your fucking mouth and do everything I say. You have no rights in my classroom."
School seems like child slavery. Did you know that there is something out there called Google? It's where you can learn what you want when you want. You don't have to have shit shoved down your throat for 6 hours. It's all your choice.
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I was sick but I used Google to learn what I wanted to. It was actually quite fun!"
*Teacher has a heart attack because she heard google*
by LittleTimmyCry April 24, 2022
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Thunderbolt Middle school

The only middle school in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It is so trashy and run down like the drinking fountain floors have mold growing on them. Half of everyone there is a part of LGBTQIA+ and they never shut up about their opinions. The staff members are discriminating against students with disabilities and mental disorders, and the vice principal is an asshole. The school used to be good but it quickly went downhill after the 2021-22 school year started
Brandon: what school do you go to?

Jason: Thunderbolt Middle school.

Brandon: damn I would kill myself if I iwent there.

Jason: Yeah I can understand that
by anonymous April 24, 2022
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School

A prison that kids go to get tortured.
Person 1: Hey, what's that sad building over there?
Person 2: That? Oh, it's school?
by Klojhgfcvbn April 25, 2022
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Wilsonville High school

A school filled with gang bangers, gays, and terrorists. Has had 3 school shooting threats in the last year, most teachers are either liberals or really chill. Lizards sometimes drag kids into the basements, counselors try to act like they care but they really don't nor do half the administration, the bathrooms always smell like shit there has been 30,000 dollars worth of damages in those bathrooms and kids are constantly vaping or smoking weed there are tranni bathrooms that are mainly used for sex, smoking, or taking the meanest shits. But besides that, its just normal high school, hard, annoying, long, and fun at times. And if your on the football team your pretty much going to have the american high school expierence of parties, lifting, teamwork, and hanging out with the bros.
Kid a: Oh you go to wilsonville high school!
Kid b: yes, sadly.
by ligmaharrylegs April 25, 2022
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Private School

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school
Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol
by Thy mother xd April 26, 2022
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School

A building made for education
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"Come on kids get eeady for school"
"I dont want to go to that usless building!!"
by TUNNE April 28, 2022
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school

an endless hell, might as well commit suicide already :)
by that depressed person . April 29, 2022
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