Dinnerplate Dick

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.

G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.

by BizarreReference February 26, 2022

Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020

dick

a stick

1 - Bro can i speak to your dick ?
2 - Sure.
3 - Hey little guy

by lovelygamer88 July 15, 2021

Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.

Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing

by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021

dick

girl, you won't be getting this 12-inch tonight bitch

Girl: can I have some juicy dick now!?
Guy: no get off of me you nasty crusty dorito!!!!

by dickthreethousand101 January 5, 2021

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016