shit-heel

Something or someone you find aggravating.
My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.
by Joy4no! December 31, 2020
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A Lord Of Shit

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
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shitting facility

A facility in which you shit. It can also be used as a derogatory term towards someone who you believe to represent or resemble a bathroom exclusively for shit.
"STOP BEING SUCH A SHITTING FACILITY!"
"SOMEONE GOT DROPPED OFF AT A SHITTING FACILITY!"
by you're not invited May 28, 2016
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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020
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When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants
putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor
by statinguard December 03, 2022
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Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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