My account of events is correct

And I provide context for everything.

Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact

And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

L.A. corndog

When you take a Xanax and then shove an oxycotton up your ass

Guy one : I did a L.A. corndog today before class and got so zooted the whole day bro it was insane

Guy two: what's that bro

Guy one : an L.A. corndog is when you take Xanax and shove an oxycotton up your ass

by Bamf123 May 29, 2018

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

prove mr. richards correct day

this is day where sully has to give ashley a super cool gift to prove mr. richards was correct the whole time

omg today is prove mr. richards correct day! gotta get ashley a gift -sully

by mrrichards November 2, 2019

hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.

In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.

by QuacksO September 27, 2020