My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

obama boys

Younger male supporters of Barack Obama from the 2007-2008 Democratic Primary era who would harass Hillary Clinton supporters online. These Obama supporters were progressives who would later act as a catalyst for the Bernie Bros of 2015-2016. The phase ended quickly as Obama became the Democratic nominee for President in the Summer of '08.

Obama Supporter: Hillary is a sellout corporatist!!! You suck for supporting her!!

Hillary Supporter: Those Obama Boys are acting up again!!

by Sanman95 January 5, 2025

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Tiffin Boys School

School for rich posho kids that don't want to go to a private school. Either extremely short asses or tall genetic freaks. At the end of the day, they are way better than the Tiffin Girls School (clapped asf) and Kingston Grammar School, which isn't even a grammar school it's literally a private school pretending to be a grammar school.

Tiffin Boys = Smart Rich Neeks

"The Tiffin Boys School has so much aura innit" "Yeah but they're kinda gay though"

by Mr. Redaeal January 27, 2025

Lesbian Boyfriend

1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).

2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.

"He's not gay he's just a lesbian boyfriend"

by jsé February 4, 2025

City Boyyy

A meme based off of an extract from a Gravity Falls episode, starring Detective Derland shouting "city boy!" twice. Used to express ironic and cynical fake respect and cringe after one says something they would think is "tuff" or "hard".

The meme is followed by a short video of American rapper Lil Wayne yelling, then by a clip of NBA star Kawhi Leonard laughing awkwardly at a press conference, and finally by an old resurfaced meme of a low quality video of a man screaming "that's why he's the goat! THE GOAT!".

Person 1: "I know a restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
Person 2: "City boyyy!" *laughs*

by 6ensrdd January 20, 2026