ass

a butt

John came and slapped Kim's ass.

by baby_wontyoucomemyway July 19, 2015

bitch ass nigganess

When yousa bitch, and it prevents you from doing things you would like to do.

You want to ask jamie for her number, but your bitch ass nigganess will not let you.

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown August 6, 2015

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts

'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '

by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015

Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015

ass face

when your face looks like an ass

boy if you dont get yo ass face

by gj4realz September 9, 2015