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WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.
Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.
by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass
who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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Dick-shit

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
by Blood-lover June 17, 2018
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Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.
Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.
by hammertime15 May 2, 2010
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Pussy shit

When someone's readily saying "no" to requests.
I you were into improv which is yes and? Why are you on that pussy shit today
by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025
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Shit

Jake Paul is shit
by Cloked17 August 14, 2021
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