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act like your peng

when you act like your popular and well fit and really good looking
you act like your peng but you aren’t
by guyinto November 1, 2017
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National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
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Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes
Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*
by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018
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clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025
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your gramp a tramp

one of the most powerful words in existence, can not be countered by "no u".
only say this when up against a powerful force
"bro I didn't know it was your golden scar bro"
"too late for that"
Billy licked his lips knowing the power of what he would say next would stop the world from turning.
"your gramp a tramp"
john was zapped out of existence to find himself floating in a continuous loop of pain and suffering
by iatethecouch May 11, 2018
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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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