Dick

A penis

Or some bitch that makes fun of you

"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"

"oh wow thats a big dick"

by nogivesashit.com April 22, 2022

Urban Dick

A person who makes up words so they can post meme articles on urbandictionary.com

Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.

by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020

Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!

by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024

Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.

"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"

by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024

Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.

Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.

by Besser435 December 2, 2018

Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

by sooreal March 22, 2013

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016