Shit face

When your in the jungle with monkeys and the fling shit and it hits you in the face!! Shit face

Awe bro, you got some shit face

by Rabbit1884 April 21, 2021

Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016

Shit-Swapping

Also known as Dukey-Dribbling and Poo-Chugging is the act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap

wow thats a big piece of shit.

by sofiawerner April 14, 2016

Fuck shit

Abunch of useless stuff that you do not want to put up with or a difficult task

That test was some fuck shit miss brown cooked up

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Shit Sniffing Bitch

a person(s) who constantly suck up to others such as tutors, other students and or employers mainly used in the yorkshire region of England.

She is a right shit sniffing bitch
beth and fran are right shit sniffing bitchs
he's alwasy shit sniffing the boss

by fissymintch November 28, 2010

whole e shit

A way of saying “HOLY SHIT!”l

Nate: WHOLE E SHIT! My favorite video game is now on Xbox.
Joe: Yes!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) February 25, 2018