Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck

How you call someone an obese motherfucker without COMPLETELY obliterating their genitals.

Cal, you Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck give me a cracker.

by 1oftheBOYS February 9, 2021

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

first class fuck up

You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.

Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???

by KayZ January 9, 2015

I say fuck ‘em

Used to indicate one’s refusal to feel sorry for someone’s misfortune.

I could perhaps feel for the parents after their daughter died, but given how she bullied me and they likely encouraged it, I say fuck ‘em.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho January 2, 2022

Fuck This Shit I'm Out

It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).

*You see something, that you really don't care*

'Fuck this shit I'm out.'

by TheNightFury August 1, 2018

National fuck TYRESE Day

May 4 just cuzzzzzzx

Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?

by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016