Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

swamp ass

When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.

"OH SHIT SON IM STARTING TO GET SWAMP ASS"

by shit mc D May 15, 2015

Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015

German Ass Fucker

A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"

by Abacaxi May 26, 2015

Ass Flaps

Round pleather straps that resemble horse chaps that accentuate ass flappyness.

Check out those ass flaps on Paul Martin.

by ******.........********* May 26, 2015

punji Ass spike

When one female takes a shit on the males penis and the male procedes to stick his penis in the woman's anus

Man I heard my friend gave his girl a punji ass spike yesterday

by fluffy:3 June 2, 2015

Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015