Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

Pink Turtle Reversal

Created by a tattoo artist, this sexual act requires the woman to lie on her back. the man then steps ove her placing one leg between her legs and one by her body.
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....

(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)

He said when he got her home, he threw her down and pulled a Pink Turtle Reversal on that ass. Last I heard she was at the clinic... something about a urinary tract infection. I dunno.

by Soulshadow October 17, 2009

i am a turtle

You say this when you fell like a turtle

Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle

by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018

ninja turtle dick

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure

julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick

by aiofub September 19, 2009

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

Three Eyed Turtle

Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...

Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!

by Big Dizzle December 16, 2004

Turtle Up

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city any can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage

OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. She total turtle up situation.

by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014