bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

bag troll by Abendego July 29, 2014

Outlet troll 

Wall hugging, hunched creatures most commonly found in airports and coffee shops who use outlets to fulfill their unquenchable thirst for electrical power.

I hate going to McCarran Airport, their lack of charging stations breed too many outlet trolls.

Outlet troll by MadJuju September 14, 2014

lurking troll 

A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.

Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.

Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*

lurking troll by Immunetalox May 28, 2015

Claiming Troll 

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

Claiming Troll by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

seeding troll

A type of troll, whose specialty is to throw in the first “Remove me” response to an email sent to a large distribution group (typically by mistake), with the malicious intent of starting an email avalanche of other (genuine) “Remove me” responses and the (always futile) "Please stop replying to all" follow-up responses.

After 48 hours of no reactions, our seeding troll was able to ignite the largest email mayhem to-date.

seeding troll by nixiana October 28, 2015

mega troll 

Someone who is constantly on social media giving negative comments to anyone and everyone and consistently responds or defends there worthless philosophies.

Youtube is the home of the mega troll.

mega troll by 808Nugz October 28, 2015

Vintage Troll 

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

Vintage Troll by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016