An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
Get the Coming home from trumpet practicemug. A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.
Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025
Get the Stay At Home Rappermug. The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married
Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.
Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.
by singleyeah! July 25, 2017
Get the Home wreckermug. That guy over there is very home-ophobic!
by ZimTheAilen June 9, 2021
Get the Home-ophobicmug. its where your family and best friends are at. the place that's special to you, its your favorite to go to. when youre down or feel out of order, you run back to that place with those people. you feel alive and comfortable letting the shell you have on anywhere but there break off. its the place you value, holding it in your heart.
Jabez's home is with 4k1k.
by lyseeeee <3. January 7, 2020
Get the Homemug. 
I'm finally home, because I'm with you
by Love is love 12345 February 22, 2021
Get the Homemug.