nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman October 9, 2007

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Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

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Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.

Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister

by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007

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gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.

Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.

by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018

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