Windows

The best thing during construction. Especially helps with starting arguments with Mac users and calling them a shitbucket.

A: I recently uninstalled Windows and got a MacBook
B: lmao what a shitbucket

by tomorrowgalaxy February 20, 2022

window women

You can look but you can’t touch

“She’s so pretty but she has a boyfriend” it’s okay she’s a window women

by Ellarah February 25, 2022

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware

Windows is the most trash os ever

by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021

Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021