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Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021
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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.
Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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Jizz Tin

Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!
by 22thgohas December 31, 2021
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Jizzing

The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.
"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"
by sxftypop March 12, 2022
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jizz whizz

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch
by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008
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