Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
Get the Chode-Blastermug. 1) the space between your balls and your ass.
2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
Get the Chodemug. by Slacktose June 15, 2022
Get the Chode pullmug. by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016
Get the chode miestermug. When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
Get the Chunky Chode Syndromemug. When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.
Giving small dick energy.
Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️
Giving small dick energy.
Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️
“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”
“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”
“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”
by pubedealer May 17, 2022
Get the Chode charitymug. A chode in its core essence is also known as a Chad Carr. Chad Carr's soul is the very in depth description of what a chode is.
by Chadstaint October 9, 2021
Get the Chodemug.