SmartSweets

The best tasting candy you'll ever fucking eat.

Dude, I just had SmartSweets. DUDE- You're so lucky.

by marie19824 December 18, 2017

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smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.

*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.

by kowalewicz July 9, 2018

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smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

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Smartdolphin

Smartdolphin is a person who is very kind, but don’t let that completely fool you. She has a little mean side that she shows to people she doesn’t like. It is very rare to come across a kind Smartdolphin, so when you do, TREAT HER THE SAME WAY SHE TREATS YOU. Being a close friend with a smartdolphin is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare. I’m talking about lottery jackpot rare. If she says she loves you and cares about you, SHE MEANS IT. You have to give love back to her. It’s very awesome to have a smartdolphin call you a close friend. Just remember they have feelings and you need to be there for them if they need you. If they love you, love them back. Let them know you care because they love attention. Just overall treat her like a queen if she treats you like a king.

Oh look, it’s Smartdolphin. Man she’s the absolute best.

by SomeoneYouKnke October 1, 2019

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SmartSix

SmartSix is a great person, but doesn't always know it, are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.
her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.
be on your toes though! SmartSix is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.
SmartSix has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!

P.S. call her smartie or smart

We love smartSix, how she is!

by SenpaiVR January 30, 2020

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