5&1/2 pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a 5&1/2 pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

oral sex

by harley October 26, 2003

Smokin da Jessica pack

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.

Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.

by XenxBTW May 26, 2021

six pack of jelly rolls

Six pack of jelly rolls is a term used to coin a person who's "abs" are really just rolls of fat.

Girl: "Wow, check out Fabs's six pack!"
Guy: "He's sucking in all his fat. Look, he's just got a six pack of jelly rolls!"

by supreme-ity May 24, 2009

gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Fifa Pack opening

A really cringy thing youtubers do in there youtube videos which cringes the fuck out of most people

Hey guys welcome back to Barcelona Madrid UTD (youtube name) and today i will be doing an extremely overpowered Fifa Pack opening starting with this pack i actually spent 50 bucks on earlier today.

by Ucringeme March 2, 2017