A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
by Dr Zap April 14, 2014
Get the Sir Noobs-a-Lotmug. A youtube channel. The King Noob donates robux to people in need and likes to play bedwars and tds. The King Noob is the leader of Noobs and has a Noob Army. The King Noob are friends with CJToons and liveswordgamer. He plays scp 3008 and goes to St. Patrick elementary school. Don't get on his bad side or it will not be good. He Lives at OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEE IS AFTER ME RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by The King Noob March 9, 2023
Get the The King Noobmug. 
Someone who says they are really good at Fortnite when in reality they are actual booty cheeks. They are typically named Bryce, James, Jaxson, Hudson, or Dylan.
Hey Bryce and James, stop saying you guys are good at Fortnite. You guys are noobs.
Yo Jaxson and Hudson, you guys aren’t gonna win. You guys are noobs.
Dylan, buying v-bucks doesn’t prevent you from being a noob.
Yo Jaxson and Hudson, you guys aren’t gonna win. You guys are noobs.
Dylan, buying v-bucks doesn’t prevent you from being a noob.
by BangBangBoogieMaster June 13, 2020
Get the noobmug. Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018
Get the Noob Campermug. Someone who is new to something, usually a video game, and have no idea what's going on. Most will not listen to advice from people who are not noobs. Some people find noobs annoying.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm serious. I'm one of the rare types of noobs--the less annoying, mature one that's willing to receive advice.
by Tomboy05 June 12, 2018
Get the Noobmug.