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Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.
Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.
by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015
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Frooty Noodle

An STD
Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o
by fLOPPYcAT November 24, 2018
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noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.
Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.
by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016
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Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)
My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
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Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
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