by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
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by pfi July 14, 2016
Get the Brando Surprise mug.When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018
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by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016
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by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
Get the dicksicle and frozen ball surprise mug.A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
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