hand shank

To have a Wank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets

by Mullinator March 28, 2015

Cat hands

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.

That shortstop has cat hands.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018

Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017

Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011

DMF-HAND

Die Motherfucker - Have A Nice Day

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!

by fuzdog July 1, 2011

Hands on Ball

"Hands on ball" or in Farsi "Dast be Khaye" meaning "do nothing".
like you are sitting and doing nothing and just grabbing your balls.
this is like the defense line of freekick in soccer games that they are "do nothing," just "hands on ball"

Boss: why should I pay you when you do not work and always sit here Hands on ball.

by anonymous March 18, 2021

Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.

Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.

by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020