Cap

Slang term for "lie" or "joke*
Bullshit, or "I don't believe it" or "no way" = cap

Like "no joke" as in "I'm not lying" as in "for real I'm serious" = no cap

Bullshit bro, you're lying, I call cap.
OR
In my opinion dude, that song was lit, no cap!

by BL0M June 15, 2021

Cap

Lying just shorter

That’s cap I did tail your mom in the asshole more than 80 times

by Ishowjd October 12, 2021

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

Blue Caps

People who drink 2% milk

"Unlike those Blue Caps, I prefer whole milk"

by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023

cap

Slang for that's not true

That's cap!

by Hipmiddleschooler February 10, 2022

poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.

Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.

by countrylifterdw February 19, 2010

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023