Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.
by Dan December 2, 2003
Get the New York mug.The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.
Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
by Dave424 February 16, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
by Freakin' ray of sunshine October 3, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
by I_LIVE_HERE May 5, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.by James Pig the Greatest September 3, 2009
Get the News Cycle mug.Evidence of how dimwitted the government is - that is the people who we're supposed to trust to run our country. They are essentially gcses but made harder for no good reason
Like when in real life would you have to work out some scientific equation but not have the necessary formulas accessible? (Science)
Who really cares about the deeper meanings of lines in shakespeare?(English Lit)
When in real life would someone ask you why there is a comma at this part of the sentence?(English Lang)
When in real life are you going to a country worth visiting where they don't speak english?(MFL)
This is the kind of rubbish the government thinks they are "preparing" us for.
What's worse is no one actually knows how this new system works and year 11s 2017 are the guinea pigs who will suffer from this madness.
Additionally, 2 years later your gcses count for nothing because once you've done your a levels that is all anyone cares about!
Yes we are expected to toil and sweat and experience major stress over 11 subjects that are mostly irrelevant to real life to receive results that become meaningless!!!
Like when in real life would you have to work out some scientific equation but not have the necessary formulas accessible? (Science)
Who really cares about the deeper meanings of lines in shakespeare?(English Lit)
When in real life would someone ask you why there is a comma at this part of the sentence?(English Lang)
When in real life are you going to a country worth visiting where they don't speak english?(MFL)
This is the kind of rubbish the government thinks they are "preparing" us for.
What's worse is no one actually knows how this new system works and year 11s 2017 are the guinea pigs who will suffer from this madness.
Additionally, 2 years later your gcses count for nothing because once you've done your a levels that is all anyone cares about!
Yes we are expected to toil and sweat and experience major stress over 11 subjects that are mostly irrelevant to real life to receive results that become meaningless!!!
Government: Hey - in case you didn't think gcses were already hard and pointless enough we've created new gcses! We do this because we like two torment teenagers as if they're not struggling already with puberty and all.
And oh yeah just to make things more confusing we're gonna grade you with numbers now, not letters
And oh yeah just to make things more confusing we're gonna grade you with numbers now, not letters
by @naledi November 13, 2017
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