Mexican Thong 

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.

Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"

Mexican Thong by Teepea January 3, 2010

Mexican Mud Pie 

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

Mexican Mud Pie by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Mexican Bagpipe 

A shot made from equal parts tequila and scotch.

Give me another round of Mexican Bagpipes!

Mexican Bagpipe by TH3 DR1NK M@ST3R June 18, 2009

mexican Dodgeball 

1.(Ma-suck-in Daw-j-Bal) noun. A sport usualy played by people of latino decent. Involes the act of deficating on you hand and flinging it apon another player.

yo s-ayy I showed these little kids how to play mexican dodgeball. And they ran off crying.

mexican Dodgeball by joe crack the don July 25, 2006

Mexican flu 

When a person just doesnt want to do anything and uses this as an excuse

Person 1: Dude i dont do anything today im sick
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest

Mexican flu by Mxman April 2, 2009

Mexican Flu 

The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.

Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.

Mexican Flu by olavahc April 28, 2009

Mexican Hotstick 

One dips his unit into hot sauce. He then uses said unit to give his significant other a spicy fuck.

I grabbed some red hot after dinner, and feeling quite randy, I dipped my dick and plunged it into my girls fun pie.

Mexican Hotstick by Cuppthx1138 June 11, 2006