An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.
It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.
According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.
you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!
The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋