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meat to scene ratio 

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.
you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!
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meat on the bone 

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT
Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

meat crown 

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown
Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!
meat crown by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

meat musket 

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
meat musket by carsonsux August 9, 2021

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious
Meat Curtains by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Meat and Two Veg 

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋