the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs

me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.

by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021

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Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

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Frost Man

A large, ice based robot in Dr. Wily's forces. Not exactly the brightest of the bunch.

Frost Man cried out, "I'll crush you! I'll make a popsicle of you!"

by Marz October 30, 2003

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The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.

The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.

by Constable June 19, 2022

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