mateoism

when u warship balls

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”

by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021

mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 8, 2021

Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson

Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.

by Glorious Tyme November 14, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a very pro boy that is TAKEN by queen Nefeli. Nefeli is Mateo's sex machine and he doesn't want any other girl than her. He is very smart and funny but he is t-a-k-e-n

Someone: omg that's MATEO!!!

A diff person: noo don't talk to him Nefeli will beat u up!

by bitchsomeonehshdhshf November 20, 2021

Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.

Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!

by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021

Matea

Matea is the person who will help you in a difficult situation. He accepts mockery of him, but not of his friends and family. It's nice to have him as a friend.

Matea is better known as Guru

by Баща ти бе брат November 21, 2021