eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.

Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..

by kam75xx February 5, 2022

smells like heaven

It basically means that you smell so nice that you smell like heaven.

As in "Heaven smells so nice".

Holy shit! Bro you smell like heaven!

Boy : You can use *Insert oil for hair here*
Girl : *After using* Mmm...my god my hair smells like heaven!

by xXTitUserXx June 23, 2016

Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Like a moth to a flame

Something you can see coming from a mile away. Something that is obvious and easy to predict.

"I can't believe that crackhead bought crack with the money I gave him." smh
"What did you expect, bruh? Like a moth to a flame."

by PeachPlugger9000 October 29, 2023

Fight Like Apes

Irish based "alternative rock/punk rock band" formed in 2006. The members are Mary-Kaye "MayKay" Geraghty (vocals and synth), Jamie "Pockets" Fox (keyboard and vocals) and Tom Ryan (bass). Original member Adrian Mullin (drums) left in 2010, due to creative differences.

The have 3 EP's:
"How Am I Supposed to Kill You If I Don't Have all the Guns?" (2007)
"David Carradine is a Bounty Hunter Who's Robotic Arm Hates Your Crotch" (2007)
"You Filled His Head with Fluffy Clouds and Jolly Ranchers, What Did you Think Was Going to Happen" (2009)

And two full length albums:
"Fight Like Apes and the Mystery of the Golden Medallion" (2008)
"The Body of Christ and the Legs of Tina Turner" (2010)

And one live album:
"Live at Eurosinc" (2009)

They have toured with, among others, The Prodigy and The Ting Tings.

Their name sometimes may be written as FLA or FLApes.

Did you hear Fight Like Apes's new album, The Body of Christ and the Legs of Tina Turner?

by Pen Rua August 20, 2010