1st person : Hey Dude try not to break oldsmoboat's law while you are in the bathroom
2nd person : Don't worry it's not breaking the law if oldsmoboat is helping me shake it
2nd person : Don't worry it's not breaking the law if oldsmoboat is helping me shake it
by Trey23 December 28, 2005
Get the oldsmoboat's lawmug. term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.
It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!
If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!
If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
Get the girlfriend-in-lawmug. Egglestons' Law is the process of continually coming across items you don't want in everyday life, however when you do need to find an item, you cannot.
by Eggy29Kenobi May 13, 2019
Get the Egglestons' Lawmug. Law giver= Lazy And Working.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.
Law giver usually driving a works van, 'Look at all them lot coming out of the Unemployment Centre' (wind's van window down and shouts out while passing)'Get a Job you lazy bastards'.
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).
by Greg Claassen August 4, 2008
Get the Law giver mug. An Awesome band from southern Maryland, USA. Search them on facebook at "facebook.com/bandlawless"
Band:Jake Downs,Dustin Downs, Michael Laulis,Alex Mattingly
Band:Jake Downs,Dustin Downs, Michael Laulis,Alex Mattingly
That Band "Law-Less"
by AAJQB July 22, 2011
Get the Law-Lessmug. by Anonymous October 9, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. Assuming through some weird logic that all of the screw ups in the world are at the fault of a close friend or relative
by scumbag1987 January 6, 2010
Get the Cunninghams Lawmug.