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jizz packing

When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed
My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch
by randomcarrot January 16, 2023
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Jizz

Not your thing
“That is so not my jizz”
by Jake2364 November 26, 2022
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Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory
by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024
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jizz

the white '"yummy" stuff that comes out of a girls pussy and a boys dick
i ate his jizz last night...i ate millions of babies
by mwmidi March 16, 2021
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Jizz bin

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018
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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece
Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023
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