jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacobing

The term "Jacobing" is when someone finds a person name Jacob and starts munting them while sexualizing them with their schlong.

I'm jacobing it.

by muntlord69 June 20, 2025

jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is someone that loves his friend Tony

Jacob: I fucking love Tony

by totally not jacob November 23, 2023

Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Joshua Jacob

Sexy boy. He's sooo fine. He'll listen to all your problems and is sooo sweet and nice. He's very talented and there is no body like him.

I thought u were Joshua Jacob!

by tanzlocigs December 10, 2023