nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic December 09, 2011

Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts are the phenomena that occurs when one's own family jewels begin to jangle about when laughing.

Boy, that joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his shaft sure gave me Chuckle Nuts.

by its_gr8pes September 26, 2022

reverse nut

When you see something so dissatisfying or distasteful that your penis retracts inside of your body and ejaculates.

Me and the boys saw this girl the other day and we passed her we were so disgusted that we all reverse nutted.

by Nuttbutt69 February 13, 2017

nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman September 26, 2007

Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta February 23, 2011

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 06, 2021

Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.

Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister

by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 10, 2007