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Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.
by Atomism March 28, 2009
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Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.
Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister
by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007
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McDog Nuts

Derogitory term for McDonalds.
by dieselpunker April 16, 2009
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What the nut

Same meaning/use as “what the fuck” and “what the hell
Jimmy: “DUDE! I GOT W SAV LAST NIGHT ESKETITTT”

george: what the nut !!!!
by lilnut420esketit May 12, 2018
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nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.
by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010
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Ghost Nut

The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.
Boy, I wonder what the order of souls is doing with all that ghost nut!
by Ghost Nut Collector February 17, 2021
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reverse nut

When you see something so dissatisfying or distasteful that your penis retracts inside of your body and ejaculates.
Me and the boys saw this girl the other day and we passed her we were so disgusted that we all reverse nutted.
by Nuttbutt69 February 13, 2017
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