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What you say when you just had an accident.
"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."
by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003
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Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood
Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change
by -LL17 February 14, 2019
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No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.
Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?
by Jkr Moji September 8, 2020
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But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
by QuacksO April 15, 2023
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