Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford May 11, 2014

ham cu

Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.

She ham Cu and goes out all night long

by KingWear December 13, 2019

hams

Hams means the most beautiful girl, she is nice,funny,gorgeous,kind but she can also be a bad bleep every guy wants her attention and she is a boy magnet

oh she is definitely a hams!!!
Everyone need a Hams in their life.

by Sabrinnaaa11 October 17, 2020