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Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.
by bindr May 26, 2022
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ham

person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham
“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious
by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022
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Garden ham

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry
by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022
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Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina
Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday
by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022
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