Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015

decline god

The only decline god on this earth is called : tmsvn/tomas himself.

(German Wuppertal Bodybuilder,Asian playboy,Best AMV Editor,Decline God)

A guy who could easily get every girl,by just entering their field of view.
His will is stronger then naruto's.

No one else can use decline god. ONLY tmsvn himself is the decline god.

by TomasYoungBoy March 7, 2021

God sucker

A person who devotes their entire life to their religion so badly that they don't appreciate anything outside of it. like someone following a different religion.

"Jake's Grandma is such a god sucker"

by Hamborgar December 5, 2019

Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.

Salad God is an awful character please kill him

by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018

The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 April 20, 2018