French Cartier

A amazing artist, a playboy, a offspring of Hugh Hefner, and looks very good

Oh shit, that’s French Cartier.

French Cartier by Slam that bih June 16, 2018

French Dogsitting 

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

French Dogsitting by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

French Trumpet 

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

French Trumpet by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

French Shopping

When you use you surroundings like a store.

To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.

When you stay in a hostel, watch out for French shopping.

French Shopping by Der Ami July 6, 2018

French Tango 

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

French Tango by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

French Tango 

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

French Tango by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

French McNasty 

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss

I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty

French McNasty by schwinn360 July 9, 2018