Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.

yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.

by Dragonmd2010 June 2, 2011

Facebook Nazi

The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.

that Facebook Nazi banned me for using the word "white trash" to describe myself

by John1959 March 17, 2019

Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

Facebook Rappers

One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.

Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
Facebook Rappers Unanimous

by Jevito August 15, 2011

flying facebook

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job

Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's

by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011

Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots

by GroogFish April 27, 2011