Coronavirus

A way to get people used to following orders and dealing with sleazy people, instead of thinking for themselves.

The coronavirus is the perfect excuse to try and run anybody off who disagrees with you. Still, not everybody uses the excuse because they can. Not everybody is like that, not everybody tries to take advantage of every oppurtunity they can find to use it. Not everybody is an oppurtunist.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Coronavirus

The coronavirus didn't change life for everybody. It was never strong enough, and life is worth losing.

If you know who doesn't want things to return to the way they were before the coronavirus, you know who's been benefitting the most from the country getting closer and closer to a totalitarian state.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Coromance

Having started a romantic relationship/situationship during the coronavirus pandemic.

So I got a coromance going on with Phil from bumble.

by sanchemi April 15, 2021

corona dough

Another word for a stimmy; the money you get from uncle joe 😌

Hey man did u get that corona dough

by Creator of Corona Dough April 23, 2021

Corona

Some virus named after a beer

First person: "can I have 'a' corona?"
Second person: "sure!" *coughs*
First person: "Not the corona I meant..."

by aMathTeachersSon April 29, 2021

Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Coronasplain

Having to explain why you make noises in a restaurant or in a public place, that would normally be associated with being sick with the Coronavirus, but the noises are from choking or swallowing food or liquids abnormally.

I had to Coronasplain to everyone why after eating a tortilla chip, and a part of it got stuck in my throat and I had to cough uncontrollably.

by MJFSR May 9, 2021